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It is better to sit down than to stand, it is better to lie down than to sit, but death is the best of all.

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The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

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Tomorrow never comes.

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Call no man happy till he dies

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Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.

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There is luck in odd numbers.

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An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.

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Fish and guests stink after three days

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When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor. -

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If you have made a suicide, it means that you do not understand jokes

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