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In a beautiful apple you sometimes find a worm
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
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Until the lion learns how to write, every story will glorify the hunter.
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Cross the river in a crowd and the crocodile won’t eat you.
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It is too late to learn to swim when the water is up to your lips.
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Your body is your temple, it is your home, and you must decorate it.
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People make mistakes, that’s why pencils have erasers.
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You cannot tell a hungry child that you gave him food yesterday.
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