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The heart has a heart of its own.

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Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet them on your way down.

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Less moral more anal

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Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.

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God can not be everywhere at once, so he created mothers.

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Stars can t shine without darkness.

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If I let you in, please don´t break anything.

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

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If money can solve the problem, this is not a problem - it's expense.

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You can tell by a child s shit whether it will become a decent or great person.

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