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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
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For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
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You can tell by a child s shit whether it will become a decent or great person.
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In a beautiful apple you sometimes find a worm
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Stars can t shine without darkness.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
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Life is hard. After all, it kills you
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Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
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