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If you don't have a horse, use a donkey.

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If the cockroach wants to rule over the chicken, then it must hire the fox as a body-guard.

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Coffee and love taste best when hot.

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If you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes and the monkey remains as is.

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He who is on fire is not troubled by the smoke.

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It is too late to learn to swim when the water is up to your lips.

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Cross the river in a crowd and the crocodile won’t eat you.

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Money is sharper than the sword.

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Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.

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Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.

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