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I like marriage. The idea.

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One man's folly is another man's wife.

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An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.

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Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

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Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

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If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.

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The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

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