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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

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God gave us mouths that close and ears that don't-- that should tell us something

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The longer the explanation, the bigger the lie

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Nobody dies virgin cause in the end life F***s us all.

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You can do anything but not everything.

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The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.

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If you ain’t first, you are last.

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The Earth without Art is just Eh.

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Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.

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