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Gasoline is getting more expensive because transporting it costs more when it gets more expensive.

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In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

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If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.

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Never steal. The government hates competition.

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Beer is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy.

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You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

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When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor. -

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When deeds speak, words are nothing.

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If you have made a suicide, it means that you do not understand jokes

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There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.

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