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I have so much to say to you that I am afraid I shall tell you nothing.

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We had different versions of forever.

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If I let you in, please don´t break anything.

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There is so much stubborn hope in the human heart.

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To avoid criticism say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.

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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.

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Your body is your temple, it is your home, and you must decorate it.

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What will become of the sheep if the wolf is the judge?

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A little fish is supper for a large fish

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One likes the priest, and one likes the priest’s wife.

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